Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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