I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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