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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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