So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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