i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
where does the pee come out of this thing
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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