I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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