if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
