Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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