I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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