We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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