Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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