I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
