Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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