Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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