So drunk, too bad you don't want this
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
