is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Life is so much better after having sex.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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