when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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