please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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