i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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