Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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