I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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