It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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