oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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