And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That accounts for only three of the penises
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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