She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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