yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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