The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
where does the pee come out of this thing
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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