i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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