Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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