was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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