It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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