I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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