We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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