Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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