just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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