? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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