i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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