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By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.

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(416): View more from Ontario

is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??

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(815): View more from Illinois

Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?

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(678): View more from Georgia

You can't date a girl from every country.

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I'm the captain planet of women

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag

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(647): View more from Ontario

I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready

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(903): View more from Texas

He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him

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(613): View more from Ontario

never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.

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