he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I love having hate sex.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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