just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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