Cold hands, warm shart.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
that's not how you spell hell yes.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.