ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.