so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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