why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.