OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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