This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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