Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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