so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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