Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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