Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she was so not down for the gang bang
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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