Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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