I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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