She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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