just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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