hell yes lets make some ravioli
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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