Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
4 words: hood of his car
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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