so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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