apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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