I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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