i'm home, then i'll come over
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head