Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.

(734): View more from Michigan

What'd you do?

(313): View more from Michigan

Its more like what im about to do.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.

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(+48): View more from Poland

there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence

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(541): View more from Oregon

Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.

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(360): View more from Washington

What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.

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(217): View more from Illinois

My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?

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